*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake
A FEW BITES
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
oh for fuck’s sake women’s magazines. EATING IS NOT AN INDULGENCE. I LITERALLY NEED FOOD TO LIVE